Webshites Part 1 – McAsh and Crewther

21 Feb

I have returned from the dead. To quickly reply to a few of the e-mails I have received, no, I did not get “discovered”, yes, I am still alive, and no, I don’t want to buy any fucking Viagra.

For a week I have been hiding in the Teviot loos, just waiting for it all to go away. Eventually I got hungry, and despite the e-mail telling me to “eat shit”, I had to return to the world. And what did I find? Not only can I not go around the street of Edinburgh any more without being bombarded with the faces of people who want a fast-track into politics, I can’t even watch my fucking internet-porn without stumbling over the websites of these wannabe student councillors. It’s an infringement of my fucking human rights.

That was not the fucking O’s I was looking for, thank you very much.

McAshes web-tactic seems to be to reinvent the wheel, and put it everywhere on his website. And his wheels don’t even work. Want to find out how to get involved, save money, educate yourself, get free time or go about your unions? Well, you are out of luck.

I am sure McAsh would never ever show this kind of neglect if elected EUSA president… oh, wait. That isn’t even what he is running for. He seems to want to be Student President. I wonder when his campaign for being EUSA president will start?

Then there is Crewthers website, which becomes a lot more entertaining if you zoom out a bit.

I’m still not sure if this guy is expecting to be taken seriously. If he is he is failing spectacularly. So far his campaign consists pretty much of two videos. One of which, if I am being honest, I must admit is quite funny. Sadly this is let down by the other one where he takes a good’ish idea and executes it dreadfully. I’m a fair guy though, I’ll still give him a chance. Perhaps his manifesto will… wait a second… What is this he is promising? It will be “orgasmic” he says? Wow… I seem to have come full circle with this post. No pun intended.

Well, I have realised I am going to have to live with this election, so I might as well start shitting on it again.

Oh, and if Matt does in fact know how to use the internet, and has a website up, someone please e-mail me the link. My neglect of mentioning him will probably bring on yet another round of “Fuck off! We are all absolutely certain you are Matt!”‘ So, I would like to assure you, even though I haven’t seen Matt’s site yet, I am sure it is absolutely fucking terrible. There. Happy?

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3 Responses to “Webshites Part 1 – McAsh and Crewther”

  1. Mike Shaw February 21, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    This is just nasty. And not in the least bit funny.

    Here’s Matt’s website: http://mattmcpherson.co.uk/

    • Anon E Mouse February 22, 2011 at 5:27 pm #

      If you object to it so much why are you passing on the link that will help them to continue and do it to another person? A little antithetical don’t you think.

  2. celsus February 22, 2011 at 5:56 pm #

    Love it!! Good to have you back!

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