Monday wrap-up (Hazel is running, Sam isn’t)

1 Feb

It’s a little under a week until nominations open, and my therapist has given me an advent-style calendar to count down with. Every day I open the calendar to find an assortment of pills which contribute to preserving the health of those around me. I’m not really sure what the fuck the pills for yesterday contained, but fucking hell, I have never had such a bad trip. I spent the day under my bedsheets waiting for the furry, purple, Sam Hansfords to stop flying around my head.

Sadly EUSA seems to not have hidden under its sheets yesterday, and discussions were had with the regular vigour and lack of purpose.

A meeting was assembled to discuss the scandal of a decade: potential two term sabbaticals. Apparently it was revealed early on in the meeting that none of the current sabbaticals (read: Sam) would be running again. This news was received with great disappointment by everyone who badly wanted to shout at Sam.

Rumour also has it that at least a few posters might be polluting the streets of Edinburgh politely commanding you to vote for Hazel Marzetti as an officer for equal opportunities. She will be campaigning mainly on the fact that, as she knows how to play an oboe, she has the highly recommended EUSA ability of being able to speak for 23 minutes without taking a breath. In addition to this she is currently an ordinary representative in EUSA, as well as being involved in the group with the long acronym and the feminist society. Apparently she isn’t too shabby at debating either.

As far as I know, which admittedly isn’t very far, she is currently unopposed.


3 Responses to “Monday wrap-up (Hazel is running, Sam isn’t)”

  1. Anon February 2, 2011 at 5:20 am #

    Too early to ask if she’s hot, single and straight?

  2. February 2, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    Two outta three ain’t bad.

  3. littlegirl February 3, 2011 at 7:57 pm #

    Why did you even need to ask the hot bit? There’s a picture!

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